A Conversation

This is a conversation the boys and I had over a couple of days.....

J: Josh and Mike (his imaginary friends--several of whom are named Mike) died.
Me: Really?! How did they die?
J: The body guards killed them.
Me: The body guards killed them?
J: Yeah, they put them on the cross like Jesus!
Me: That is very sad!
J: Yeah.

The next day.....
J: Zach and Mike are here! (Zach is a name we hadn't heard in his host of friends.)
Me: I thought Mike died?
J: He did. I have lots of brothers!
Michael: Don't you have any sisters?
J: Nah. I don't like sisters.
M: What if mommy had another baby and it was a girl?
Me from another room: Mommy isn't going to have any more babies!
M: I know, but just if you did......

What a hoot!!!